Mobility Scooter Modifiers Pillows

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

Old man has a walking stick case.

Brighton Rocky

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"V.C.R's programmed"

"I'm just browsing."

Girls and Scooters.

Running in please pass

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

"The Vesparados"

Walmart Shopper

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

The Nobility Scooter

"Don't even think about it."

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

Economical sheep transportation.

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

The headless moped driver

New Scoots for Old Coots!

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'