Mobile Phone Jester Prints

'Sorry, you can't take it with you...that includes your iphone.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Hardware and software

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

Bad Interview Technique

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

"Hold music will return after we pause for a commerial"

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

Texting Rodeo Clown

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

"Elijah didn't hear God's voice in the powerful wind, or in the earthquake, or the fire, but just then a call came in on his cell..."

Cyber crime.

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

Computer clown.

Cow Printer

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

Musical Statues.

Don't text while flying.

Zoom

I'd like to check my e-mail...

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'

'GIT!!!'

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'