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"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Modular Offices

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

'Does anyone have a question?'

"Hmmm... business park you say."

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

Self-Employment

"Excuse me, but is this the canteen or the office?"

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

"It's the new mobile office."

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"Lawrence can't be here for the presentation, so his drone will hover in for him."

"O.K., Chief! Hang on to your socks!"

'What if, and I know this sounds kooky, we communicated with the employees.'

'Needs more challenge.'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'Managing a team in the current climate requires new skills...'

'I try to encourage creativity.'

The murphy desk

"I'm working remotely from home...I have a gallbladder, 2 appendectomies, a colon resection and playgroup at 3."

'Miss Gridley, get rid of this desk and get me a chair like Captain Kirk's!'

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'I'm not a famous writer, but I do make enough money to travel the country and sleep in my car.'

Texting kills

'What's your policy on working from home?'

'Somehow, we must slow down her homework output...'

"Our open office has encouraged innovative ways to communicate."