Mobile Etiquette Advocate Prints

Mobile Bans

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

"This circle of hell is for those who always hit Reply to All."

Texting kills

"Why don't you pull over and let us get past, you arrogant self-righteous bastard!"

"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"

"How would you like me to answer that question? As a member of my ethnic group, educational class, income group, or religious category?"

'It's a new idea - a cell phone booth, where people can talk privately without disturbing others.'

'Twitter or tweet-free?'

"OK, gotta go...hey, why is everyone at my table singing the Hallelujah chorus?"

'Coming through!'

"Shoes off sofa... Shoes off sofa... Shoes off sofa..."

Tweet Others As You Would Have Them Tweet You.

"Must you look at your phone when I'm talking to you?"

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

"Stop hitting 'Reply All.'"

"He just called without texting first. How can he be 23 and still not know how a phone works?"

'Will that be the constantly looking down at smart phones section or family that talks to each other section?'

Handy Pre-made Notes for Modern Life

A recent study found frequent use of cell phones can present a serious health risk to the incredibly inconsiderate.

Cat informs owner someone unfollowed her on social media.

Newly Proposed Phone Regulations.

"Stop interrupting! I'm trying to have a conversation with someone."

"I can't talk now - he's right here."