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'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Tree house.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Now you can send it."

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'He needs professional HELP!'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."