Mobile Art Galleries Mugs

"I've heard of junk in the trunk... But art in the cart?" "It's a great way to spread joy, my boy!"

Culture Saturday

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

bird interprets modern art

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Cats at private view

Rodin's Browser

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

The Cremaster Cycle

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I read 'Art News.'"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Art of Surviving

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Who are you?

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Artists at an Exhibition

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."