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"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Our cover is francophile liberals

The Land Before Mimes.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Paper or plastic?"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

007's Dating Mishaps

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

The Mafia Goes Green.

"You have the right to remain silent."

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Mime Today / The Before Mime

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

'We need to talk.'

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'