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"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Paper or plastic?"

The Land Before Mimes.

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Our cover is francophile liberals

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

The Mafia Goes Green.

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

Mime Today / The Before Mime

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

'We need to talk.'

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."