Mixtape Creator Mugs

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"An everything Martini, please."

Veloci-Rapper

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

Violinist.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Boxing with your harp

Person playing the cymbals.

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

Clam - The Dance Mix

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."

Famed elevator music composer Edward C. Quimble, hard at work.

"Of course I had a good day."

Social Networking .

Drummers

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

Cement mixer with mixer settings

"I never remix business with pleasure!"

Conductor with video-head

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

"We ran out of tomato juice, so I used ketchup in your Bloody Mary."

"So if you've nothing on for the next ten minutes or so..."

'When he hired me he agreed I wouldn't have to make coffee, but I should have known there was a catch.'