Music Mix Master Mugs

"I never remix business with pleasure!"

'They all want to play the star.'

Dialogue

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

George Michael

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"An everything Martini, please."

New music conference

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Karaoke night.

Veloci-Rapper

Birds with Headphones

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Robbie Williams

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Michail Glinka

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

Old songs made new

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Pink.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Books-CDs-Tapes.

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

Giuseppe Verdi