Mixology Maverick Mugs

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"Can you recommend a wine that tastes like a good beer?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Shaken not stirred

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Grandma's caf

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Mini Bar

Join me in a Caiprinha!

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Bar Therapy

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

You can never over garnish!

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

Just married.

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"It's a VERY novel variant!"

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

Alcoholidays.

Elf on the Top Shelf

"Shaketh."