Mixed-message Fan T-Shirts

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

Workplace Confidentiality.

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

His Master's Data.

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Parrot annoying dog.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Hold still - almost done."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Vents, real and digital.

"It's for you."

3...2...1...I'm Recording

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

'They have great rapport.'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

"Guess what I say today!!"

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

YOL9.

The Early Internet

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

Tweeted

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

'Good evening! The debate continues over the idea of horse whisperers...'

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"