Mixed-message Fan T-Shirts

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

Workplace Confidentiality.

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

His Master's Data.

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

Parrot annoying dog.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Hold still - almost done."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Vents, real and digital.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"It's for you."

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

'They have great rapport.'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

The Early Internet

'Good evening! The debate continues over the idea of horse whisperers...'

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Guess what I say today!!"

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'