Mixed Martial Artist Prints

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Use your words!

"No! Your dukes...Put up your dukes!"

UFC on steroids...

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Karataoke

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

The Karate Kitten.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A street fight.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'