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"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Gen-Next Library

Drool Marks

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'E-books?'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Maternity ward.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Rutger Shower

A spy

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Manual Labor.

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Manual Worker

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Man reading in lamp

Spiro & Pusho cutting log with a saw

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

Desert Island Books

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"