Missed Shot Maestro Prints

Golfer missing his shot.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Edinson Cavani

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

A Dummy Corporation.

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"No...I said aperitif!!"

'Cats make the best mousetraps.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

'Maybe the pilot crash landed here.'

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

Musical Archer

When Focus Group Researchers Go Head to Head

Naive to its unconventional approach, Wyatt is victimized by the rare and elusive Mumble Bee.