Misprint Collectors Mugs

'Must be a misprint - we're not watching a banned play!'

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Jazz is Invented

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Six jazz instruments.

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Time for bed, guys."

Teapot

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Chicken Road Crossing

Crystal Ball Plug

Starbucks Siren

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'Too dressy?'