Misophonia Sufferers Prints

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Six jazz instruments.

Hollywood producer.

Double Saxophone

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"No, son. Let him finish."

Red hot little combo

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'...and on Bass...'

Musical Pipe

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing bum-note.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Communication

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

The Ignored Busker

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

Shouting

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone