Mismatch Misadventurer Mugs

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Please use another building entirely

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

'I miss my water bed.'

'I can't let you catch me - you need the exercise more than you need sex!'

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Gilligan's Elevator.

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

"You're holding the map upside-down."

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."