Misheard Lyrics Enthusiast Prints

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Nick Cave

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Art Garfunkel.

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Old songs made new

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Sinead O'Connor.

"That's what you get when you fall in love…. You get a lot of germs and you catch pneumonia." "I'll never fall in love again…."

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature

Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

Annie Lennox

Adele: Rolling in the dough!

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

"That isn't what the doctor meant by 'push fluids'."

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

Yeah, I'm a songbird, but I'd rather be known as a singer/songwriter.

Cole Porter Prison: "Night and day, spike, you are the one")

'And here you can see one of the incredibly boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

"The way you wear your hat, the way you sip your tea, ….The IRS wants a big piece of it."