Misheard Lyrics Aficionado Gifts

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Nick Cave

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Art Garfunkel.

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Bob Dylan

Old songs made new

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

"That's what you get when you fall in love…. You get a lot of germs and you catch pneumonia." "I'll never fall in love again…."

Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

Adele: Rolling in the dough!

Annie Lennox