Mishap Mediator Pillows

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Discus accidents.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'This time you hold the nail!'

Drawing board disaster.

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

"I count four... and there should be five."

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'So there I was with the world at my feet - it was then I got frostbite.'

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off