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"Oh no!"

'I seem to remember a mishap during your first lesson...'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Sorry'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Discus accidents.

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'This time you hold the nail!'

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Drawing board disaster.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'So there I was with the world at my feet - it was then I got frostbite.'