Misfit In Suits Prints

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

Whatever!

'If this is 'Office Team Day' why are we wearing different colours?'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

'You're right, Haskell, I should get more exercise. Tomorrow I'm turning your office into a gym.'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

He's my vaguely familiar.

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

Wait, I think I'm doing this backward.

"I don't think this guy is even remotely capable of getting a clue."

They were out of bagels...

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

All's well that ends well

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

"It's the story of my life: A round peg in a square pants family!"

'I don't fit where I belong.'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."