Misconception Corrector T-Shirts

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Mrs. Peterson. . . Sgt. O'Leary here, I'm afraid there's been an accident and your husband is in a comma.'

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

Baby throwing cans of food around in supermarket,

'...and then, when I asked if I could see her home, she showed me a photograph of her house.'

"Till now I always thought of the gravy train as a good thing."

"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"

'And here you can see one of the incredibly boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

'I sincerely thank you for your concern, but I'm only setting up a swing.'

'You idiot, I said 'ark', not 'park'.'

'I'm not sure if I'm a vegan or not but I do only eat animals that are herbivores.'

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect the glasses?'

"I guess she wanted an upright."

"You must be the Pastor's kid I have heard so much about."

"Will you pull your stupid pants up? This is a RETINAL scanner you idiot."

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

"Can I help you find or lose something?"

we take plastic - "The sign doesn't mean we take plastic coins."

"I want them to lay boiled eggs."