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'Mr landlord, something went wrong... I said 'Give me a home where the Buffalo roam', not 'Give me a room in a Buffalo home''!

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"I meant the dog!"

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

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"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'So you are a writer?'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

When you said it was a place with women and a bar I didn't think you meant a ballet class.

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"This to you left me says you want a wok."

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

"What makes you think you can patronize me?"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

Shoot...not literally, of course.