Mischievous Sportsman Mugs

The incapacity benefits people want you to give them a ring...'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Boomerang cow.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Skier.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

Discus accidents.

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

Children playing in a library

'We were mud wrestling.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

'I knew it! Come back here!'

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

"What have you done with her this time?"