Misanthropy Mugs

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

"People extra suck"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Picasso's Blues Period

"Cheer up. You're not as nutty as most of the whack-jobs I see."

I HATE STUFF

"Brian and I were destined to be a couple. We both hate everyone else."

Sad Songs.

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

'Misanthropology.'

Dogs allowed. Actually, we prefer people stay out and only the dogs come in.

'Ok, now I'm questioning your note-taking skills.'

"I have mess recognition. I show my messy room and my phone knows it has to be me."

Antisocial distancing

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

'We thought it fit his rather plaintive personality.'

"How can I love my enemies when I don't even like my friends?"

Playing Sad Songs on the Piano.

'The time is now ripe for me to launch my great new theory. . . the world has waited long enough!'

'There's nothing on television - Do you want to have a fight?'

Sponsored grump, donate now: 'This isn't much of a challenge for you really, is it?'

'It's the latest thing - surgery under hypnosis.'

'Oh, not much. Same old, same old.'

'Okay, now let's spend some time discussing our differences...'

"My husband finally figured out a way to keep our relatives from visiting."

"Well there goes the last of the NEW YEARS resolutions."

Bad sport cards

'Got the blues so bad...'