Mirthful Litigators Mugs

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

"Let's take in a trial."

Clive Anderson

"First, admit no harm."

'My client doesn't wish to answer any more questions.'

Transcendental Litigation

Prosecutor's Office. The judge threw out the confession --- He said it was coerced. You violated the duress code!

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

'Good morning! Lawyer, lawyers and more lawyers! Who may we sue for you!'

The Jury Decides.

"After all, it is a frivolous lawsuit..."

Lawyer Xing

'I want the jury to completly disregard counsel's back flip.'

"Innocent, your honor."

I have a weak case, so I thought I'd use big word balloons.

"If she sings it's over."

'The Not so Great Escape.'

Barristers playing children's games during the long vacation

'Yes I am sure this isn't another FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT!'

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

"When should we specify the people we're suing for unspecified damages?"

"I used to be a physician, but after being sued for malpractice I realized I was in the wrong profession!"

'But, what if we look back on this as the Golden Age of Litigation?'

Complaints Department.

"Counselor, please refrain from doing that to the witness!"

Waiter, what's this subpoena doing in my soup? You're being sued by the fly.

"We couldn't get any surprise witnesses, but I booked Jay Leno to tell a few jokes on your behalf."

Lawyers in love.