Mirthful Environmentalist Mugs

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Packaging Russian Dolls

Selfie Stick

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

Trump to Build Wall

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

Food Chain Gang

Cactus Huggers

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

"...We could be talking waterfront here!"

Save the Files on the Cloud.

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"Sure, we recycle junk mail - we shove it straight into the neighbour's mail box."

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

"And our top of the range model is uniquely fuelled by hydro electricity sourced from the clearest glacier melt water filtered through recycled muslin face masks."

"Late-stage capitalism passes the torch to a new generation..."

"This material is 80% recycled."

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!