Mirror Illusionist T-Shirts

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'It's Blurred.'

The quarantine self cut.

Best Special Effects Award

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

Book and magician

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

"You'll go places in this company. Not really, but with our green screen, we can make it look that way."

Pop-up neighborhood

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Alien Magician

Perks of self-employment.

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

A witch gets ready to go out

The unexpected end of the journey.

"!"

Carrying a shadow.

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"