Mirror Collector Mugs

'Mirror mirror on the,,,'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"I don't care who's the fairest one of all, I asked for a unified theory of physics!"

'Have you got a good memory for faces? I've just broken your mirror.'

'I was going to have a portrait of you done by an artist but it was too expensive, so I bought you this mirror instead.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Narcissus 2

'You must first identify yourself, madam.'

'It's an antique!'

'What happened to you?'

"...But you're the most fair and BALANCED of them all!"

"Don't worry about how you look -- it's an old mirror."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Woman looking into a mirror

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'