Miracle Engineer Pillows

'What if we don't change at all ... and something magical just happens?'

"Managing a complex project in these fractious times requires imagination, the first thing I’d like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

Childbirth and Covid 19

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'What do I do now? -- the company I buy my malpractice insurance from is being sued for malpractice!'

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

Caveman about stone wheel: 'I call it 'zero'.'

"Look, I took my own kidney out."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Aqueduct

Thank you present

Motorcycle Faith Healer

The dunger

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

"I could use some holy water in my garden, Father, It will be a miracle if anything blooms."

"Yes. That was great. . . but the real miracle is how my mom can feed us for over a week on Thanksgiving leftovers!"

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

"Jesus could probably work this problem. He was good at working miracles!"

'The Vicar's kindly offered to clean the pool.'

'Another day...another blank page taunted him. 'How long can this block go on?' He wondered. 'I don't know,' said the paper.'

"Doug here monitors any subtle changes in the ergonomics."