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" 'No!' shouted Mr. Bixbey, slamming his fist down on the table. The floor shook, the walls trembled. Mr. Watson turned ashen. 'Y-y-you m-m-mean w-w-we . . .' The words wouldn't come out. He seemed to choke on each syllable."

"Feel free to take notes."

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Jason and the Aga notes,

"It's time to wake up!"

Clock watcher

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Cuckoo bird in office.

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Planned service changes

Biological alarm clock!

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Advantages of being bald # 2 - Less time drying.

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

'I take my blood pressure medicine at bedtime and before looking at the market reports.'

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

Checking watch

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

"Phyllis needs to stop taking our staff meeting minutes."

Running out of time

"This could have just been an email."

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

'Tell you what, I'll tell you what I'm writing if you tell me what you're writing.'

"Where are your trees that already have the christmasy doo-dads on them?"

'Wait, don't move...it totally looks like you're wearing a chef's hat right now!'