Mint Magician Prints

" 'Complimentary' or not, you can't take ninety million dollars' worth of mints."

"I always add a few breath mints to his food."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Time Is Money

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"Did you remember my mints?"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Investing your savings

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Everything's gone up."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

The Forever Stamp

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.