Mint Fanatic Prints

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Italica

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Did you remember my mints?"

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Hey boss, it's April 13th. A couple years ago, you said come back April 13, 2015, and we could talk about you giving me a raise. Yes, but that was predicated on the notion that you'd need a raise by now. I see you're still alive. Clearly you haven't starved to death. You smell minty-fresh, so clearly you haven't been forced out onto the streets. Karl Marx said it best: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." I'm pretty sure that is not what Marx meant.

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'I'm going to dictate a stern letter of reprimand for Watkins, but let's soften the blow with a Comic Sans font.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

Diet Sugar House.

I may not have the best pickup lines in the world, but when was the last time you saw cursive lettering in a word balloon?

I've given up on my youthful dreams of having a big income, a big house and a big car. At this point, I've settled for having a BIG FONT.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Polo pony

Fingers

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

"Why is this certificate all wet?"

'Psssst! What font are you using?'

"Of COURSE it's a completely new product...We've changed the shade of black in the font!"

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'