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"We're following Carrot Top."

Theorbo

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

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Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

Joseph and his coat

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

WANTED The Strad Cad

"Looks like Broadway's back."

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

"Those who can can, dance."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

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What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

'I delivered him during the second act of Les Miserables. I delivered her during the first act of Phantom of the Opera. This one I deliveried. . .'

I'm freaking out! Thursday is dress rehearsal. Nerves? Work! I've got a math and history test on Friday. Why did I ever sign up for the spring musical? Because it's fun? West Fester High School. On my college application it'll look like I had fun. It'll go with your "Looks aren't important" essay.

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Noel Coward

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

The Troubadour

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

Saxophone summoning.

Meat Loaf

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd

Pirate King!

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"