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"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Which one is yours?"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

A were-cow.

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

The Wolfman's Brother