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"'Buy low, sell high', is all I've figured out so far. Now go away"

Playdough's The Republic

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"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Less is more.

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Watch yourself.'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

Trending wise.

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

"It says, 'During the Barcelona period he became enamored of the possibilities inherent in virgin space. With a courage-born of the most profound respect for the enigma of the inponderable, he produced, at this time, a series of canvases in which there exists solely an expanse of pregnant white.'"

Too much packaging

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."