Minimalist Wisdom Collector T-Shirts

"'Buy low, sell high', is all I've figured out so far. Now go away"

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Playdough's The Republic

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"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Watch yourself.'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

"It says, 'During the Barcelona period he became enamored of the possibilities inherent in virgin space. With a courage-born of the most profound respect for the enigma of the inponderable, he produced, at this time, a series of canvases in which there exists solely an expanse of pregnant white.'"

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

I think it's time to clean the basement.

Trending wise.

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

Too much packaging