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'It all started one day, when my doctor told me I had to learn how to relax.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

Maybe clean out your wallet

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

New from Low-Key Press.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Horn of Plenty.

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

"If you haven't got a TV, what do you point your furniture at?"

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"That's your tiny house!"

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Sale: His and Her's weekender bags.

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

'I prefer it this way.'