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'It all started one day, when my doctor told me I had to learn how to relax.'

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

New from Low-Key Press.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

Horn of Plenty.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"If you haven't got a TV, what do you point your furniture at?"

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

"That's your tiny house!"

'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Sale: His and Her's weekender bags.

Theirs and Theirs

'I prefer it this way.'

Life is just four letters...