Minimalist Prankster Prints

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.