Minimalist Magic Mugs

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

(Camel paintings)

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Maybe clean out your wallet

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

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'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Better luck next time, kid."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Horn of Plenty.