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"You call this a mere bagatelle?"

That shows business confidence.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

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"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."