Minimalist Humor Enthusiast T-Shirts

Basic greeting cards.

'Do you have just a plain Happy Mother's Day? I don't want success to go to her head.'

That shows business confidence.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Ask A Silly Question.

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"Hoarder."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Less is more.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

Shaker Cornucopia

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

I could have tinkered with it forever, but at some point you have to stop and call art finished.

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.