Minimalist Gift Giver Pillows

'Hello - I'm the ghost of Christmas, low-budget, no-frills recession of doom'

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

celebrating a birth.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

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'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Christmas Presents.

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Love.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Birthday Racing Car

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Valentines Balloons

New from Low-Key Press.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"Hoarder."

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'