Miniature Zookeepers Gifts

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

Director/Action Man toy.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

King Kongs first christmas

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Then what happened?"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"They're class action figures."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Sushi Train Set.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

Bus for Giraffes.

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.