Miniature Sports Collector Gifts

Midget Games

Director/Action Man toy.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

Jeremy Clarkson.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

A small man under a giant microscope.

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

Raw Piano Bar

Football addict

"You order the microbrew?"

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Walsh Miniatures

Table Tennis ball-boys

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

Play Rush Hour

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

A computer mouse's offspring.

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

Bryant and May match heads

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'