Miniature Railway Enthusiast Prints

'I understand the chap next door is keen on model trains.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

HS2

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

A train's dining car is a diner.

HS2 time bomb...

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

What Holds the Subway Together?

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

Walsh Miniatures

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Mini Computer

The Three Bears - pocket version

A computer mouse's offspring.

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."