Miniature Railway Champion Gifts

'Calling this room Shunting Yard 2 is not going to get us out of paying the bedroom tax.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Snail Racing

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Walsh Miniatures

Mini Computer

Boy holding football.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

The Three Bears - pocket version

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

Secular Cloisters

Play Rush Hour

A computer mouse's offspring.

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'

Model Village

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"I've seen him bench-press four rubber tree plants."

Bryant and May match heads

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

Miniature removal van in miniature village

Formula One kids road rage