Miniature Public Speaker Mugs

"'What I Did on My Summer Vacation,' by special arrangement with the New Jersey State Police."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Campaign for Plain English

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Inclusive speech

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Dialogue

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Changing Minds

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."