Miniature Pigs T-Shirts

'PURRR! Did I say it right?'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

King Kongs first christmas

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"I tested very high in playing."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Sushi Train Set.

Bonsai Exhibit

Spring in Japan.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Tiny people.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

Table Tennis ball-boys

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

Mini Computer

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

Evicted Dollhouse Tenants.

"It's not straw - it's rattan."

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'