Miniature Pet Fan Mugs

'They sure have small litters.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

Dog

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Some Zoomies

"She's a weiner cat."

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

Bottle Battle

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

Cult films!

Snake -charmer's convention

"Woof, woof!"

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."

A blue dog wearing headphones

March of the Ducklings

'You ask him to leave.'

Goldfish Owner.

'He's been unbearable since he won the lottery.'

'They are completely free of growth hormones.'

'Hugo's so high and mighty with his fancy hybrid!'

'No, not from having children. These are fetch marks.'